You're dumped dear!!!!!!!

velvet · TweakNOOB Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 1

Hi GUys!!!!
I need some advice,I want to dump my boyfriend!!!!!!!
I won a large sum of money in my online poker game.I had the money transferred into my boyfriends account because I dont like giving my bank details online.It doesnt seem to bother him so he let me use his.
Anyway,the money landed in his account,and he spent the lot.In my eyes thats theft.
How do I dump him whilest getting my revenge at the same time?
Fill me in guys!!!!!

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Zero_Fresh · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:38 am Post subject:

Ummmmm....... welcome to Tweaknews?
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meobius · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:15 pm Post subject:

does he have a car? will he let you use it.
If yes, park it somewhere you know will cause a problem. (like blocking a police station parking lot)

make sure you wash all his white cloths with red cloths, and bleach all his red cloths.

if you can access his bank account, subscibe him to a lifetime of alternative lifestyle magazines (the ones with pictures of two guys getting to know eachother).

and of course, invite him to a really expensive restaurant (say you'll pay). Once everything has been ordered and is almost ready or even on the table, drop his ass and walk out, leaving the bill for him.
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ToggleHead · TWEAKGURU Joined: 03 Mar 2004 Posts: 4360 Location: Jersey

sounds like youve dumped a guy before, meobius...

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meobius · Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:38 am Post subject:

no, just I've had a lot of friends who've been mean to their girl friends and had stuff like that done to them
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Rocksteady · Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:48 pm Post subject:

Uh, yeah,, welcome to TN..

(TN really stands for The Nerds,,, It's strange that you'd end up here looking for relationship advice, you must be beyond desperate.)

Hmmmm, You DID voluntarily deposit the funds into his account without a signed paper from him,,, In other words, it might be hard to prove in small claims court that he actually stole anything.

What did he buy with the money? Does he own something worth about the same amount that you could use, like maybe a stereo, TV, computer, or ....? Perhaps you could "borrow" it for a while.. like indefinitely.

As far as dumping him, it sounds like he doesn't value the relationship anyway, so it probably wouldn't bother him if you disappeared.

(Maybe it was all a plot to make you dump him..?)

If you learned something, it's not a total loss. Except I'm sure you've lost a lot more playing poker online than you've ever won.. it might pay to stop gambling for a while to get your own bank account back in black.
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Zero_Fresh · Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 9:51 am Post subject:

All of the above mentioned are good. You can also go out and get wasted with "the girls" and end up dancing naked on the bar and hooking up with every guy in the bar. (Sounds like half of the girls in New Jersey actually. lol) Then you can show your boyfriend the video that will be posted on YouTube the following day. I'm sure that'll end things between the two of you. It'll also open job opportunities in the "film industry", which I am sure is more lucrative than poker. Hell, look what a little home video action did for Paris Hilton.
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starsailor · TweakNOOB Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 1

Hi Velvet
Well there isn't any shortage of revenge tactics! sell his stuff ,so you can get at least some of your money back. So,after you sell the stuff,use the money to pay for a holiday to Las Vegas.Find some rich,hot, guy to stand beside while you have your picture taken and send it to him explaining that you have moved on to something worth caring about (send the picture)
And while you are there,you can play a bit of poker.You did mention that you're into poker.I am too by the way,what online casino do you visit?I'd love to check it out (I'm happy with mine but welcome any new ideas).
Have a blast and never look back with guilt for selling his stuff.it is technically your stuff.

-=Pyro-Psycho=- · Tweakafile Joined: 26 Dec 2003 Posts: 935 Location: TN

http://www.rapestop.net/

Wear that the next time you guys have sex. I'm pretty sure he'll get the picture/cry for months on end...
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Zero_Fresh · Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:15 am Post subject:

I am afraid to click on that link from my work computer. lol
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Nuke · Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 7:33 am Post subject:

My culture heritage allows me to be evil beyond all belief....

here are some ideas

1) Does he want a kid or does he have a brother if yes to the second question tell him you are pregnant and his brother is the father.

2) Photoshop a picture of him into a gay picture and post it on every website you can and also in his work and send a copy to his parents telling them you found this picture on his computer and your leaving him...
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