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Nuke · Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 8:57 am Post subject: Irish

An irishman walks out of a bar...
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Zero_Fresh · Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 10:39 am Post subject:

Never happen. Not unless it's closing, he's leaving with a woman, going to a different bar, or he's been escorted out by security.
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Xal · Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 4:44 am Post subject:

Usually the last one

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Nuke · Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 3:31 am Post subject:

An englishman scotsman and irishman are in a bar one night and have this drunken idea that they should rob a bank. Not at this point they were only joking about it but as they get drunker and drunker they decided to do it.

So they set off from the bar and head to the bank, they manage to break in and all is going well until suddenly the alarms start ringing and the police arrive, so they escape and are chased by the police and they run up this alley and are met by a brick wall. They all jump over the wall into an anmal shelter and they start thing bugger we are gonna get arrested when they spy 3 burlap sacks on the ground. So they all climb into one just as the police enter the yard.

The police hunt the yard but cant see them so they walk over to the sacks, and they kick the first sack where the englishman is hiding and the englishman goes "woof woof!!", so the police think its just a dog, they kick the second sack where the scotsman is hiding and the scotsman goes "meow!!" so the police think "oh its just some cats". They then kick the 3rd sack where the irishman is hiding and the irishman screams "POTATOES POTATOES!!'
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smith.p.sean · Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:29 pm Post subject:

an american goes to ireland on a mission to visit all of the pubs he can while there. the first night he walks into his first pub and lays 500 USD on the table. He then adressed the pub and all of its regulars with a bet. "I've heard that the irish are great drinkers. Ill pay 500 dollars to any man who can chug 25 pints without stopping." No one took him up on the bet and one man even walked out. the American sat down and ordered himself a brew assuming that the irish couldnt even compare to the reputation that they had. The night went on and later the man who had walked out reentered the bar and came up to the american. "Does your bet still stand?" he asked. The american said of course and had 25 pints drawn from the tap. Once they were finished the irish man downed the beers one after the other without any hesitation between beers. The american applauded as the irish man finished and said, "that was amazing! But why did you walk out on the bet earlier?" The irish man replied, " well lad, i didnt want to make an ass out of myself now did I? I had to go to the pub down the street and make sure that i could do it first."